A Bad Child's ABC Guide to Under-the-bed and Closet Monsters
Beware, beware the Allignight
Its teeth are sharp. Its eyes are bright.
If you don't want to end up dead,
Be sure to check beneath your bed.
And if at night you hear a howl,
The Banda's come to disembowel.
The empty little kids can't shout
When their insides have been torn out.
And screeching means a Calder's come.
It does no good at all to run.
For it will drag you to its den
And slowly tear off all your skin.
And if a Drylak comes don't cry
If it gets in, you will not die.
It has a huge and dripping nose
And hides its boogers in your clothes.
And if an Eerling's in the dark
Beneath the bed you'll hear it bark.
Then you will soon be filled with dread
When it crawls out to eat your head.
And if a Fazz shrieks in the night,
It won't do any good to fight.
For they have long and wicked knives
And they take little children's lives.
And Gorlumphs crawl upon the floor
And slither underneath your door.
They'll try to cree